A Return to 1980's Scare Tactic Parenting: YOU'LL DIE!!

As a mother trying to parent in the 21st century, I do my best to warn my kids of the dangers out there in the world. Today with the advent of a digital network that connects the entire world in seconds, our new reality is a cozy place where people (even the dangerous sort) have access to our children.

When I think of this I begin to wonder....

How the Fu*k Do We Potty Train Again?

Recently the two-year-old began potty training, a tricky endeavor that I've never seemed to master in my ten plus years of parenting. Each time I am faced with the idea of it I realize I have no damn clue. How the hell did I do this last time, I ask myself as I pull out the pink princess potty and rinse it off. 

A 1987 8th Grade Fantasy: Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

Picture it....1987--Revere, Massachusetts. I was 12, it was a summer day. August 21st to be exact. I walked to the movie theater because back then that's what kids did. It was that or taking the bus, because I was also a city kid. I went with my best friend. The two of us were going to see a new movie called Dirty Dancing.

8 Reasons It’s a Big Fucking No for the Volvo Car Seat of the Future

Volvo has just released a video and images of a new vehicle they are working on. It has a high concept infant car seat. I watched the video and realized there are several reasons why this Volvo is a big fucking no for me.